An Awesome Scale of Highness

This is on of the most concise and accurate scales I've found. Where am I now? Sadly sober... to change in the near future.

Let it be said that something like this IS really necessary. When on the phone during my latest stonerish fun, I asked someone how I they thought I was from 1 to 7. On this universal scale I would have been a 6 to a 7. Good thing I'm a high functioning stoner or using the phone would have been beyond me.